Me and Hoover looked at our website statistics tonight for the first time in aaaaggggeesss and were quite stunned to see that we're averaging around 650 visitors a month! Now that's not just me! So to anyone who keeps an eye on our website, thank you very much. Glad it keeps you entertained.
We then looked at search engine key words that get matched against our website. Bizarre or what??? Bear in mind that these are proper searches that somebody has done on t'internet. No idea why some of these came up with our web address.
Check these babies out:
First our first prize of bizarreness goes to:
"record for projectile vommiting"
Second prize:
"paddington goes to the movies"
Runners Up:
"stages of a leg fixator"
"curly wigs with umph"
"transvestite band"
"fuck tiverton"
"dodgy landlords brixham"
"gymnastics high bars in near skegness"
"mocambicans need visa to australia"
"mud lady heligan"
"french maid for charity"
"sqa washing powder face"
"fiji banded iguanas"
and special mention goes to:
"indesit hell"
which we thought was a random search until we realised that must have been Hoover's searches
We then looked at search engine key words that get matched against our website. Bizarre or what??? Bear in mind that these are proper searches that somebody has done on t'internet. No idea why some of these came up with our web address.
Check these babies out:
First our first prize of bizarreness goes to:
"record for projectile vommiting"
Second prize:
"paddington goes to the movies"
Runners Up:
"stages of a leg fixator"
"curly wigs with umph"
"transvestite band"
"fuck tiverton"
"dodgy landlords brixham"
"gymnastics high bars in near skegness"
"mocambicans need visa to australia"
"mud lady heligan"
"french maid for charity"
"sqa washing powder face"
"fiji banded iguanas"
and special mention goes to:
"indesit hell"
which we thought was a random search until we realised that must have been Hoover's searches
posted by Heather at 12:56 am
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